I have an endorsement deal... with Rebark.

ai uze mai sneekerz 4 sneekin.

I want to be like you when I grow up, 'cause you hardly eber poop in the kitchen!

kan u teech meh to use teh potty liek u?

CAT WALK? YOU BROUGHT ME ON A CAT WALK? KISS YOUR SHOES GOODBYE!

but teh kamera luvs u!

Well-equipped for da 100-meter ice-queam truk dash.

Mmmmm ice-queam, mai fravrit!

I gots my sneakers. You got anyting dat needs sneaking up on?

how'd u lern 2 tai dem shooz?

dis iz ugly I forbidz u 2 wear it.

sum goggiez r rly snobz bout fashion.

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