I need your opposable thumbs
dis nawt as chewie as dat uver fing...
Dis lil puppeh needs ur help wif a capshun!
Luk, I know som hoomins need der "buty shleep," buh u ugly enuf as u is, an no amont of shleep will help. So weh gonna walk or wat?
u shud taek dis advice instead, aifinkso!
You're right! The only things missing are the Unicorn and Rainbow
will dis do instead?
Shhhh... I'm hiding... today's bath day
oh man! ai gibs up!