Boop me. I dares ya.
u gotta ask urself 1 kwestion.
I have an endorsement deal... with Rebark.
ai uze mai sneekerz 4 sneekin.
Who said I was man's best friend? This guy's my best friend, y'all!
goggiez dunt gib goggiez stoopid baffs!
I shall call him squishy, and he shall be mine. He shall be mai Squishy.
dont skwish ur skwishy fwend!
THE POWER OF FEBREZE; even dogs cant resist.
itz supr effektibe!
You never said that I was only allowed to sniff a dogs butt.
eeek! sum goggiez r skared ob bugz!
Iz April Fool's dae awlreddy agin??
u kant be srius, i h8t vegan nomz.