Science has evolved. Starfish usually regenerate lost arms. This one regenerated the lost family pet.

ai seem 2 b habin' an idenity krysis!

S.E.T.I. Budget Cuts Mean Less than Par Technology

but, dah aliens r awl reddy amung us!

I used to have hair But then I did too much physics

SCIENCE IZ AWSUMZ!!

HAPPY ORANGE DOG MOVING THROUGH SPACETIME CONTINUUM

wheeeeeeeeeeee physics are stoopid

goggies awlwayz bork up da grabities!

Dat concludes today's lecture on "String Theory".....do any of da hoomans in the audience haz any questions ?

uhm, yessir. ober heer pleez!

If you wish to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first invent the universe. -Carl Sagan

Happy 77th Birthday, Carl Sagan! Awl ob teh goggies and da hoomans miss u on da pale bloo dot!