Hangz on, Iz gonna throttle it.

r u eben allowed 2 b dribing dat fing?

ha, ha, ha, ha! dat ticklesz!

u bettur stop soon!

o rly? i dont see your name on it

we awl noe how dis endz up...

waitz... letz me respondz to my twitterz furst

You sir are a liar!

Yeah I King Mutt of Fleagypt.. mwahaha!!

Ohai hotdogz! As Tibetan Mastiff week drawz 2 a conclushun, we need ur help desidin wut breed ob goggie we shud featcha nekst week!

So hoo will it be, loldog luvverz? Tayk teh poal an let us noez!