It just the wind & your imagination you said. No one is trying to get in & harm you said.
srsly dun luk bhind u!
I know, buddy She scares the hell out of me too.
yea sumptimez teh wifeys kan b intimidatin.
What is this place??? I'm scurred....
Why aren't they fleeing the patio? The cat said they'd scream, drop their burgers and run. But they're just laughing.
we r suspishus ob teh kitteh...
You eated mai hotdog.
stop tryin to scur me!
If we promise not to have any more Texas Chainsaw Massacre movie marathons can we sleep wif you with all the lights on
we iz nawt scayrd tho. jus rly cold...
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