U dig my shexyness!

ai do get lots ob compliments, askshully!

ANYTHING YOU CAN DO I CAN DO BETTER

not onlee du ai run faster, but ai haz uther amazing talents!

After years of kitteh oppression Viva la Revolucion!

Submitted by: Rancher357

I DUNT C DA BACON TRUCK NUMBER

AI LUBS BACON! AI NEEDS BACON!

Well. It's a gud thing Im not a black dog ina red wheel!

if ai wuz, i wud haf 2 call in da reinforcements!

Fear and Loathing in Dog Vegas

ai finks u shud have a tawk wif ur goggie...