Because collars are too mainstream.
dey r wai 2 lowd sumtiemz, 2!
Dis lil puppeh needs ur help wif a capshun!
it wus da best of times, it wus da werst of times
keep quiet ober dere!
Dis Howl-o-ween goggie needs ur help wif a capshun!
i have no idea whats going on right now.
no, rilly, what iz going on here?!
Why, yes! I did get into Gryffindor!!
dogwart's is a purty kool skool!
according to this its friday and you gotta get down on friday
we'd better get ready to get down!