... that scares the crap out of dogs.

I know, buddy She scares the hell out of me too.

yea sumptimez teh wifeys kan b intimidatin.

Why aren't they fleeing the patio? The cat said they'd scream, drop their burgers and run. But they're just laughing.

we r suspishus ob teh kitteh...

did somebody say SPIDER?!?!

if u no leik spidr u wont liek dis eitha

I DID NOT WANT!

des goggies kno dat feel.

...and the cat hissed at me and tried to scratch me and called me names and said I was gonna get spaded....Whaaa.

If we promise not to have any more Texas Chainsaw Massacre movie marathons can we sleep wif you with all the lights on

we iz nawt scayrd tho. jus rly cold...