Dear Santa , I need a new bed !
a big wun, dat is uber comfy!
Christmas Spirit I has it
we habs da spirit, 2!!
Wake me up when Santa gets here
santa is going to leeb u sumfing awsum 4 krimmas!
Oh yes, Santa I've been a very good Pug this year!!!
r u shure 'bowt dat?
Doan beleef dem. Santy Pawz duz exist.
but, dey sayd he wuzzint fur reelz!
Draw me like one of your Noth Pole girls
ai habs experience in dis!
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