ai will b happy 2 taek any teh fud u dunt want!
yea u show dat sammich whoz boss!
Last week the sammich-sharin seemed frightfully inequal. Dat's okay. U dunt see very well. Today I have brought you a nife an yer glasses. What say we even things up a bit?
y shud u hab sammich but nawt meh?
I see that you haz cheese sammich.... ...and I has NO cheese sammich.
ok u want me 2 maek u a cheezburger?
Could we have 3 BLT's please... hold the lettuce, the tomato and the bread So basically just bacon...LOTS AND LOTS OF BACON!
teh "b" iz mai favrit part!
Oh, while you're up I could use a sammich.
get ur own sammich!