You can't touch me! I'll eat you like a Scooby snack!

Hand ovah cupcake en noone gets huwt

Grrr... Ai sed Grrr... Kwit smilin'...ai nawt kidding...dis nawt funnee...ai am to be be feared! -Rottweiler

I has a growl.

Dunt gib intu teh blahs. Wut abowt chain' a ball or fetchin' a stik? Did yu ebem try dat?

hay, y iz u sad n-e-wayz?!

They call me the couch whisperer

ai spent lawts ob tiem on da couch!