U watch duckee while ai go swimminz? Dat tub a lil 2 big. Hims mite get lost.

I know Grandma spent a lot of time knitting this outfit... but I gotta appointment with a mud puddle in 15 minutes...

IM TO TIRED TO MOVE CAN YOU GET IT FOR ME?

No, 10 miles wasn't too much for me. Scuze me while I melt into the floor. Scrape me up in a few hours, kai?

ai kan haz sum melted butterz?

Daaaad, wud you come out wif us. Da naborz cat is stalkin us agin.

Please, may I have your password?