U watch duckee while ai go swimminz? Dat tub a lil 2 big. Hims mite get lost.
I know Grandma spent a lot of time knitting this outfit... but I gotta appointment with a mud puddle in 15 minutes...
IM TO TIRED TO MOVE CAN YOU GET IT FOR ME?
No, 10 miles wasn't too much for me. Scuze me while I melt into the floor. Scrape me up in a few hours, kai?
ai kan haz sum melted butterz?
Daaaad, wud you come out wif us. Da naborz cat is stalkin us agin.
Please, may I have your password?
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