I'll bury it on teh terrace, I sed. I'll 'member wer it iz day way, I sed. Wut teh hell wuz I thinkin?!
ai habs a finkin' problum, yep, dats troof.
According to my best recollection, I don't remember.
but, u iz da one who told meh!
WOOAH!! Ai sirriusleh dont rememberz dat fing bein der when Ai went to teh sleepies earlier
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