No. I shan't read you the "funnies".
da glasses don't halpz.
kan't reed. doesn't apply to meh
will dees halp u owt?
Iz read it, all bad newz
ai always keep up -2-date on current wurld events.
SHHHHHHH THIS IS A LIBRARY
do not disturb!
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