Ai noes teh ansur teechur! Teh ansur is bacon. Bacon is always teh ansur.

so much lernin mai bwain hurtz.

Yeah, question? Where are these Hot-"Dogs" being sourced?

trust meh u dun want 2 kno...

EXCUSE ME MRS. JOHNSON, MAY I LEAVE DOG TRAINING CLASS EARLY? MY BRAIN IS FULL!!!

do u kno how goggies brain wurks?

If we promise not to have any more Texas Chainsaw Massacre movie marathons can we sleep wif you with all the lights on

we iz nawt scayrd tho. jus rly cold...

You gonna eat that?

akshully, yeah ai iz gunna eets it!

I HAZ AN INQUISITIVE

iz u shure u want 2 inquire?

So wut's so tuff abowt livvin in da hood?