Well, that's ONE puppy that won't come swaggering round here again
How long do you think she's gonna make us stay out here? You're the one who butt-scooted on the carpet! All I did was ask politely for a bite of her tuna sammich... ...30 or 40 times...
I'z not habin a good day! Be nice t' me, or U not eiver.
Bad book! Bad! Bad! Bad!
I berry disappoynted hoomin Nao cleen up dis mess and think bout what you let me do.
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