y u gotta b so cold?
"I STOLE A POTATO"
I only borrowed it...
well den wat did u do wiff it?
All I said was, "yes, that cat bed makes you look fat..."
sumtimez honestee iz not teh best policee.
Your kisses feel like punishment
welp, akshully, ai like da kisses!
But Dad..... ...the steak was just SITTING THERE!!!
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