ai dont hab a bakhoe, but ai has a traktor!
ai left u sumfing extra speshul!!
der r lotz ob gud kwestionz!
but et jus luked so yummy...
I don't wanna bring the ball back. It rolled in poop. Prolly mine.
oh ok, stiks r gud, ai liek stiks.
I want to be like you when I grow up, 'cause you hardly eber poop in the kitchen!
kan u teech meh to use teh potty liek u?
Did Basement Cat go back to the Basement? He scared to crap out of me. Sorry about the floor behind me.
dun be scurred, ceiling dog will sabe u!
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