I left u a poo!!

" at least he admits to it, unlike some

I'm sittin' up here with you. Somebody pooped on the back seat.

That poop was on the floor when I got here

Ah I think it might be best if you did the cleaning, since I find everything in that box to be chocolate candy

welp, u turned owt juss as we expekted!

Got people to see, things to do, Places to poop!

...like in your shoes...

TEH WURST PART IZ POOP IZ STILL STUCK ON MAH BUTT

Dere editorials were biased. I better poop on dat part first.