I don't wanna bring the ball back. It rolled in poop. Prolly mine.
oh ok, stiks r gud, ai liek stiks.
I want to be like you when I grow up, 'cause you hardly eber poop in the kitchen!
kan u teech meh to use teh potty liek u?
Did Basement Cat go back to the Basement? He scared to crap out of me. Sorry about the floor behind me.
dun be scurred, ceiling dog will sabe u!
GOOD THING YOU R HOME! SOMEONE TOOK A DUMP IN THE HALLWAY!
ai fink u need 2 pologize!
Uh oh! He juss poopt in da howse! He'l git da newzpapur fur shur!
u shug just awpologiz.
Guess what I stepped in?
i rly dun want 2 kno.
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