I want to be like you when I grow up, 'cause you hardly eber poop in the kitchen!
kan u teech meh to use teh potty liek u?
I ate the cat.
he eated mai cookiez so i eated him.
you can ignor my brother, I glued everything shut on him years ago.
hmmm glu sundz liek a gud idea.
I ate your sock but I felt bad so I didn't eat the other.
u shud hab gotten rid ob teh ebedence.
Well-equipped for da 100-meter ice-queam truk dash.
Mmmmm ice-queam, mai fravrit!
Tongue boops - best kept to oneself.
but itz so hard 2 keep dem 2 maiself!
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