I has one big mac pls.
Mommah, pweez tell Puddin ta stop followin meh.
Kan yu reed me annudder storee?
IM TO TIRED TO MOVE CAN YOU GET IT FOR ME?
Daaaad, wud you come out wif us. Da naborz cat is stalkin us agin.
WARNING! Your noo lazer dog has slight malfunction Please to read manual and reassemble properly. Fankoo
Please, may I have your password?