Never thought I'd say this, but... please can we trade it for a cat?
wai nawt juss come 2 a happy agreement?!
Iz de week ober yet?Pleez?
I NEED IT TO BE FRIDAY ALREADY!
sad goggie needs a treat
it bettur b delissush!!
U is orderin more hotdogs Right?
u noes how ai feel abowt u in tiems liek dees...
U r sew byootiful wen u haz hotdog
man, ai noes da feeling!
tummy tiklz pleez you know you want to
aim am nawt gunna b so nice nekst tiem!
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