wurk'n on mai plan for word domination
ai habs a profeshunal on mai teem...
So, den Ai runs after teh kitteh an he runners up teh tree to escape me?? Well, ai'd like to see him try an escaper meh naow!
Ai had planned ta roll ober on da kitteh and smoosh her... but iz akshully kinda nice
Step 1.) make puppy face Step 2.) run away!
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