No...iz not ur pizza... ...iz new beard
ai grew it maiselfz!
ordur mi pizza wiff hotdogs an cheezburgers an beef grabey all over it
ai will be waytin' for my noms!
Please to put pitza in lower oben.
good idea, aifinkso!
U Were Planning To Share That Pizza Weren't U?
yesh! of course ai was!
Dinner for two please
ai saw it furst!
anyone for pizza
but, ai am ons a diet!
Hey, Dave... Pizza guy's here.
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