I picked off the vegetables. Vegetables belong in a salad, not on a pizza.
wat bout walkin veggiez?
I saved the last piece for you!
ur a gud goggie 4 sharin!
oh, waz dis ur pizza?
nex tiem u shud aks furst!
yes thats a lawge pizza wif extwa peparoni...
but how r u gonna eatz da pizza?
Get a Job they said. Free pizza they said...
meybe u need 2 luk 4 a betr job, leik dis 1.
Awlso Dominoz LAST evr peetza delivry dawg... becuz custumrs notis stuffz liek missin' toppingz and slobbr.
goggies cant b trustd arund pizza.
Mmm...pizza! You know we like pizza too. May we have some of your pizza, it smells great doesn't it? I mean if you want to share your pizza. I mean we're not begging or anything.
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