Listen to me, George. There is no ball. Can you hear me George? But it's so shiny!
May teh hotdog rize tu meet yu. May teh kitteh be alwayz at yur bak. May teh sun giv yu warmz and May der alwayz be a fier hydrant wen yu need wun.
His butt snores.
THINKS HE'S AN IRISH SETTER
Dis lil puppeh needs ur help wif a capshun!
I iz plum tukurd owt. Hoomin frew a stik 10 MILEZ and I brot it bak. Duz dat sownd far feched tu yu?
oh man! aiz sooo exhausted!
I wear my sunglasses at night...
ai don't karez if u don't lyk it...
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