I used to have hair But then I did too much physics

SCIENCE IZ AWSUMZ!!

wheeeeeeeeeeee physics are stoopid

goggies awlwayz bork up da grabities!

Dat concludes today's lecture on "String Theory".....do any of da hoomans in the audience haz any questions ?

uhm, yessir. ober heer pleez!

Iz testing your string theory

scientist at werk!

Space-Time Distortion I Haz It

whoa! incoming!

Ohaii! I'z n ur livin' room defyin' ur gravaties

it iz a speshull skill dat only a few goggies possess...

What a tangled web we weave, when first we practice to retreive.

akshully, ai am an expurt in string and choas theories.