You told me cheetos. Not carrots.
sum1 stole dem frum meh!
Plz god, Let this be medium rare
dis so gud ai hab 2 pay tribute!
U Were Planning To Share That Pizza Weren't U?
yesh! of course ai was!
Yes, I eated it. Wuz deelishus.
next tiem u shares!
Sad Scotty Haz no Haggis
how abowt sumfing different, den?
Everything tastes better with Cool Whip Bones, mailman, meter reader-it's all good
u shud put da whipped creem on dees!
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