"I am torn between patriotism and the desire for an epic pee."
You never gusse What i peed on this time
I has desided dat choozing ware I pee... iz rly juzt a prosess ob eliminashun.
Dey iz celebraytin teh fwendshipz ober in kittehland too!
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