sry but ai cudn't help it...
Handle every stressful situation like a dog. If you can't eat it or play with it, then pee on it and walk away.
goggie seyz relax!
Stick me in here, eh? Well, I got a letter for you and it's "P".
so much 2 p on, so litul tiem...
I dunno how many spots I'z sposta mark. How many duz u ushully dooz?
just pik ur favrit spot.
Remember that rug you said not to pee on? It was bound to happen sooner or later.
peein' is a favbrit passtime!
Can spot come out and pee on things?
Haz dey seen da rug in da libbing room yet?
yep, deys seen itz...