I caught THIS fing peeing on yer rug

welp, u noez hao it goez, kitteh...

Hims new so gud bowt getting up ta take me owt ta go potty. So hims bowt ta learn da hard way.

u dun wanna start owt on a bad footing now du u?

See Moar Movin Pitchers at Senor Gif!

But can you do THIS?

yeah, ai can do dat wif mai eyes klosed!

THIS HOUSE HAS GONE 0 DAYS WITHOUT AN ACCIDENT

well, u noez whut dey awlwayz seys...

When the Obedience School Teacher asked who had peed on the floor Washington could not tell a lie.

he nawt lying, unlike sum1 else ai noes!