Handle every stressful situation like a dog. If you can't eat it or play with it, then pee on it and walk away.

goggie seyz relax!

Stick me in here, eh? Well, I got a letter for you and it's "P".

so much 2 p on, so litul tiem...

I dunno how many spots I'z sposta mark. How many duz u ushully dooz?

just pik ur favrit spot.

Remember that rug you said not to pee on? It was bound to happen sooner or later.

peein' is a favbrit passtime!

Can spot come out and pee on things?

Haz dey seen da rug in da libbing room yet?

yep, deys seen itz...

I caught THIS fing peeing on yer rug

welp, u noez hao it goez, kitteh...