Sorry can't hear you over the noise of my own personal party

ai am partying hard 2nite!

IZ NOT BRIFDAY CAK IZ DOG

no wittle goggie, 2dai is ur berfdai!

AND I'LL CRY IF I WANT TO...

don't cry! u noe why u gets da partay, rite...?

THAT WAS A GREAT PARTY! I DON'T REMEMBER A THING!

party tiem iz da best tiem!

Oscar ruined everything by showing up to the "Dog is Gone" party.