no dat 1 iz 4 teh kitteh...
ai took kare ob teh delibery man 2!
dunt wurry ai kno how to disarm teh bombz!
yea ai dunt understand dem phonez anywayz...
dey alwayz find der way hom again...
stoopid amazon! dis isnt wut i orderd!!
here, lemme halps u wif dat!
Alaska?!! How'd I end up here? the last thing I recall, Kitteh & I were having a nice din... oh.
gotta watch owt for the antics ob teh kitteh!
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