Don't worry.. yu dint hurt mah ball wen yu stepped on it. Ai guess onlee kittehs land on der paws. Hoomins land on der butts.
doez u need sum assistance??
You fell down. Would slobbering on you help?
yep, ai fink dat will doo da twick!
Feels pretty good, actually. Got a touch of arthritis in my joint, and it's kinda like those little acupuncture needles.
u shure she iz doing it rite?
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