Shood... Shood I get sumone?
ouch, ouch and more ouch!
Feels pretty good, actually. Got a touch of arthritis in my joint, and it's kinda like those little acupuncture needles.
u shure she iz doing it rite?
I FEEL YOUR PAIN. OR I DID. WHEN I BIT YA.
gotta watch owt 4 da wittle wuns!
Skuz me sir dats my face
mmm, u is dewishus!
MAN, THAT WAS AWESOME! Oooh. Doesn't look like you'll be able to do that ever again, though.
dun wurrie, i will halps!
Bee sthung mah thung. Thee?
u paniked didn't u?
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