Wow! You really CAN hear the ocean! ..Wait, I hear a foghorn comin'....
b karful! foghorns can be smelliez!
When the Obedience School Teacher asked who had peed on the floor Washington could not tell a lie.
he nawt lying, unlike sum1 else ai noes!
da gud news....caught de trespasser da bad news...tasted like meter reader
welp, we noez whut 2 expeckt frum u frum now ons!
but i dunno what happnd! suddenly der wus watur ebryware an den teh kitteh sed hold dis an den u was awl yelling an angreez at me...
u shure u didn't hab udder motives?
I... I sorry. I culdint holds it. I had a little axident, but I gon kleen it up rite now, kai?
where's da newzpapur?!
aww man i blinked
plz twy again, ok?