He started it.
shur he did...
Haz dey seen da rug in da libbing room yet?
yep, deys seen itz...
I swear it attacked me first!
honestly, dis is awl ur fault, aifinkso!
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Don't worry.. yu dint hurt mah ball wen yu stepped on it. Ai guess onlee kittehs land on der paws. Hoomins land on der butts.
doez u need sum assistance??
You forgot to pay the excess feline tax. Now you got to pay $100,000. I'd get rid of that nasty thing if I were you.
pay up, buddie!
OK, U in teh bak- git it togever!
oopsies! you has an ouchie!