I GOT YOU A MOJITO... BUT I DRINKED IT.
it wux juss so gud!
POP GOES THE BEAGLE!!! Waight IM A GERMAN SHEPARD!!!!
u nawt a beagle and ai nawt a monstur!
What's Your Sleep Number?
will it halps me sleeps bettur?
Gotta get me a longer leash. I used this one up too fast.
will dis wun werk?
I don't think insurance covers "I was strolling into Mordor, when I tripped & fell"
ai fink u knoes whut da problem is, don't u?
It juzz liek... Ezploded or sumfin..
u r makin' dat up, aifinkso!
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