Mom, Dad I've decided not to try out for the football team
YEAH!! She thinks this is adorable.. I is not convinced
Dis my new friend. Him not talk much, but me like him.
i is not drunk i have hangover..
not able to thumb a ride, riley tried to tongue one
I IZ NOT SMALL I R FUN-SIZED
Bran an' fiber, bran an' fiber, even my muffins! Iz a wonder dat ahm nawt passin wicker furniture