Dis my new friend. Him not talk much, but me like him.
i is not drunk i have hangover..
not able to thumb a ride, riley tried to tongue one
I IZ NOT SMALL I R FUN-SIZED
Bran an' fiber, bran an' fiber, even my muffins! Iz a wonder dat ahm nawt passin wicker furniture
Not a toy? But it sqeaks when I press here.
I fink it goez wifowt sayin dat I was not espectin yoo hoem dis soon.