Ai em disinkliend to ackweyese to ur rekwest. (Means "no")

oh, sowwy. u rilly did fink ai kare.

Not comin out til all the stoopit goes away

ai am sumtiems left wif kwestshuns abowt hoomans...

Move? Yeah...I'll get right on that.

u knows whut ai alwayz says!

IT'S FRIDAY AFTERNOON and you're not getting anymore out of me this week

friday iz mai faborite da yob teh week!