Care-O-Meter reading :00.00:

ai noe hao dat feel, bro!

Hold on, Okay, Im not listening. Continue talking.

mai old tekneek waz nawt werkin owt so well...

See Moar Movin Pitchers at Animal Gifs!

THAT was the sound of my last nerve snapping like a twig

u needs a massage, aifinkso!

I cants hear you la la la la la la la la

i hardly lissen when u tawks n-e-waiz...

YOUR TUNA CASSEROLE even the dog won't eat it.

sumfing weerd on dis wun...

nothankyougoodbye

nope nope nope