HALP! I is turnin old

ai rememburr mai yoof...

Are You Sure You Want That Egg McMuffin?

maykin brekfast iz hard werk...

O-O-O-Ho-HOH JACKPOT!!!

Jar is dirty. I'll fix it!

ai lubs peanut butter, 2!!

I'll take one of those...and one of those...and one of those...and one of those...and...

nekst tiem we goez 2 a fancy playc!

Happy Dalmatian week ebbryone! We hoap u enjoy dese lubbly goggies!

OOOohhh that burger yea i eated it

oit wuz da most delishush burger eber!