Heres Iz help wit your diet! Oh, your not on one??

Iams? I only eat organics from Seattle

wat u meen, organix?!

I heard what you said about the horrible nutritional value of hot dogs... and I just want you to know that I'll be happy to take them off your hands.

heer u go wittle buddeh!

You know you share your life with a dog when... You have way more fun planning their birthday party than your own.

ai habs invited sum frands 2 ur birfdai partay!

too spicey!!! blehh!

dis is nawt wat ai ekpekted!!

put ur hands up! Im here for all the doggie treats!

ai had sum insyd infurmayshunz on da whereabouts...

Happy King Charles week ebbrybuddy! We hoap u enjoy dese lubbly goggies!