ugggh wat happnd? aiz confuzzed...

dont taek mai nomz itz all ai gotz.

My bowl looks kinda lonely... Ya finks mebbeh yu kin russel it up sum companee.

we all getz teh lonely sumtimez.

NO NOMS??? Surely you jest.

oh nooz wat will we do?

I get noms with a little help from my friends.

DERZ A FUZZ IN MY FUD.

if etz fuzzy u bettr nawt nom et.

I picked off the vegetables. Vegetables belong in a salad, not on a pizza.

wat bout walkin veggiez?