get reddy 4 da week, y'all!
Who disturbs me from my slumber?
u iz nawt a morning persun, r u?
Someone just saw what you did with your boyfriend and they do not approve
totawy indeescent and bad!
I will be taking one sock from your matched pairs per day... Until you take me off of this "diet" ... capiche?
tiem 2 get srs bout dis diet! socks kan b replaced!
i dont care how much peanut butter you have im not licking that.
hooman, u r jus so gross sumtiemz!
No sir I don't like it.
welp, ai noez whut he don't liek. and, nope, it nawt gud.
pwes no more snuggles
u shure u don't wanna join da partee?
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