I keep telling you hooman... ...that jacket is hideous!

it's awl ai habs 2 werk wif!

No! No! I sed Clokwize Clokwize!

we don't do most fings rite...

DOOD! SRSLY! CLOTHES!

ai juss glanced ober and man, whut a terrible sight!

You can hab moer ICHC time AFTER my walkies.

goggie, u mai habs 2 improvise!

no one keeps me off MY grass

ai haz a generak rool abowt stuff dat ai klaim iz mien...

Your meager offering insults me

ai hatez it when u pull dis stuffs...