Bleach! I need it for my eyes!

ack! no! what has bin seen cannot be unseen! nooo!

i bettur nawt katchew reeding dis again!

ai had 2 du da same fing wif mai hooman!

THE MASON-DACHSUND LINE WAD THE SITE OF AN EPIC LAND DISPUTE

whoa whoa whoa. juss chill owt ebbryone!

it didn't happen if i didn't see it

oh mai gawsh! wut hapned heer!?

I iz an elefunt elefunts dont need baths!

ur still gunna habs 2 taek a baff!

I is not sure what JD is but please not to have me drink it again.

oh boy... u shure went ober bord!