Don't kiss me. I saw you kiss the cat.
but sumtimez teh kittehs r jeally ob goggies...
He won't go.
i fink u mait b doin it wrong...
NO! I DON'T WANT THE WEEKEND TO BE OVER!
I know that feel...
we hafta wait fur it all ober agen.
No means no.
hur it iz in fancee speek.
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ai noe hao dat feel, bro!
Never thought I'd say this, but... please can we trade it for a cat?
wai nawt juss come 2 a happy agreement?!
Hold on, Okay, Im not listening. Continue talking.
mai old tekneek waz nawt werkin owt so well...
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