I want a new one... She's got cooties.
u can has da pick ob teh littur!
Go to my happy place, go to my happy place! Hey Marvin want to see my new bikini?
Dis my new friend. Him not talk much, but me like him.
WARNING! Your noo lazer dog has slight malfunction Please to read manual and reassemble properly. Fankoo
Laughing manically as teh photografur struggled to stop from falling, Larry was bery thankful of his noo anti-grabbity control collar
Blind doggie lookin' for new home Oh for heaven's sake Ralph! Just because I took you for a walk? Gimme my sunglasses and heel!
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