Teh muddy paw ob Frenshipz. I gib yu et.

ur hoomin iz gonna gib u a bath in return.

How about my butt? Can my butt go inside?

ai tried 2 deny it a furst...

Last time I played outside, the humans sent me to the dog house for tracking dirt all over the kitchen. This time, I'm takon' a bath before I go home! My humans are gonna be so proud of me!

last tiem ai wuz on a misshun!

Ohai, hotdogs! U voted las week 2 determin wich kinda goggiez wud b teh breed ob teh week dis week, an teh Corgi wins!! So wifout furthur ado, heerz ur furst Corgi ob teh week. We hoap u enjoy dese lubbly goggies!